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|<RaydenUni> #ns needs its own bash type site|
<DOOManiac> what do you think i'm working on? ^_^ http://nsbash.voogru.com
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|<@Scythe-> this one time i looked at my (now gone) watch and said "My! It's Pi o'clock!" |
<@Scythe-> and some american lass nearby said "Oh my god... that's so nerdy"
<RaydenUni> "what time is it?" "pi/6"
<RaydenUni> hmm what time is that?
<@Scythe-> degrees or radians?
<RaydenUni> well duh pi/6 is radians
<RaydenUni> i don't want to know what that is in degrees
<@Scythe-> well technicially pi o'clock should be 3 o'clock exactly
<@Scythe-> pi/2 would be 9
<@Scythe-> 2pi/3 would be 6
<RaydenUni> pi is 6
<RaydenUni> 2pi is all the way around
<@Scythe-> oh yes
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|<[NSGuide]Greedo386> I'm American. I respect the Bill of Rights. Freedom of Speech is one of the greatest parts of being American. That being said, you have no rights in here, whatsoever.|
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|<Fam> Stupid inner child, always wanting to play games, and peek up various peoples skirts.|
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|<@coil> I can't believe I just voluntarily installed RealPlayer. /: |
<@coil> I feel dirty.
<+alius> you should
<@coil> though I find it hysterical that it's so far refusing to load at all.
<RaydenUni> coil, your computer knows what's best for you
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|<dazziegirl> i only own 1 pair of shoes |
<lugersleep> all LIES
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<DOOManiac|NSBash> go to hell u235|busy
<u235|busy> I'm in #naturalselection
<u235|busy> how far do you want me to go
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|<DOOManiac|NSBash|NoReally> crap i haven't coded yet does not qualify|
<DOOManiac|NSBash|NoReally> for obvious reasons
<PS_Mouse> why isn't "make it work" on the todo list?
<u235|busy> "make it not-suck"
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|<Hellfire> Have you had your manseks today?|
* Olmy runs
* Olmy has left #flaytona
* brute_force also runs
* brute_force has left #flaytona
* Mendasp also also runs
* Mendasp has left #flaytona
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|<Vinnie-sleep> its a huge program|
<Vinnie-sleep> it just dosnt want to tell you it is
<PS_Mouse> so steam is a woman?
<PS_Mouse> damn, I knew it
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|<Athena[GP]> One, we hooked up for about a month and then i dumped him|
<Athena[GP]> One proposed to me and I ran far, far away.
<Athena[GP]> The third moved in and we lived together for almost two years.
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> you ran so far?
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> so far away?
<Athena[GP]> ronin: SO FAR AWAY YUS
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> you just couldnt get away?
<PS_Mouse> funny, I could have sworn ronin was about to break out into song
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> you ran all night and day?
<Athena[GP]> I think he already has
<PS_Mouse> there we go
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> thats so nsbash
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|* Joins: dazziegirl (firstname.lastname@example.org)|
* dazziegirl donces
* voogru quickly tries his lame pickup lines on dazziegirl
<Delta-Snipe^> You need Deltas one fits all pick up line!
<Delta-Snipe^> "So... I hear you cook good"
* Fam quickly tries his lame torture methods on voogru
* Quits: dazziegirl (email@example.com) (Quit)
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|<TyrNemesis^[GP]> I FAELED TO KANNECKT TO TEH FREINDS NETWARK|
<Phrag[GP]> me too
<SkRuPLeS> i love how steam blames it on you
<SkRuPLeS> YOU failed to connect to the friends network, you stupid m*****f*****
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|<esuna> oreos are made from satan's groin|
<esuna> i swear it
<esuna> nothing but the devil's genitalia could create such a monstrosity
<Scythe-> "OREOS SPRUNG FORTH FROM THE LOINS OF THE DARK LORD"
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|<bacon_flaps> Dude, get married and be like "NS brought us together, TAKE THAT EHARMONY.COM"|
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|<Coby> ROFL! Oh my god I suck SO much in action games lol|
<Coby> Im playing AvP2
<Coby> And like, I started the marine mission
* Bijiy strokes Space moogle
<Coby> I went through the first door with the other guys saying "scout ahead we'll cover you" and I go in SCARED AS HECK! Then I move in for a meter or two then BANGBOOM the door jams and Im alone! In that point I hit esc and quit the game.
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|<Nil_IQ> someone say something funny so i can submit it to NSBash|
<Nil_IQ> i order you
<grepdashv> SOMETHING FUNNY
<Nil_IQ> damn, i should have seen that coming...
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(@DOOManiac|NSBash) that goto box is the only thing that takes you to the number
(bs`evox) >_< my bad
(bs`evox) i cant read
(bs`evox) is that a bug?>
(@DOOManiac|NSBash) hahahhaa brutal :D
(Brutal_Sponge) read the title
(Brutal_Sponge) just amusing
(@DOOManiac|NSBash) NSBash - Top less people Quotes
(@DOOManiac|NSBash) gj :)
(@DOOManiac|NSBash) i'll fix that :P
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|<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?|
<MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!
<MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!
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|<UZi> i have a goatee too|
<DOOManiac|NSBash> god damn internet
<DOOManiac|NSBash> thought i read <UZi> i have a goatse too
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|<|Ex|-SuiCidal> people r just p***ys and afriad to chase an onos|
<dsgasdsa> We should Have a Natural Selection Round-Up
<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> yes an onos rodeo
<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> start the kids out on gorges.
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|<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> ok zergling is playing me a game 'o chess|
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> Cartman, is there a way to watch?
<Cartman2b> yes, u gotta have chess.net
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> who is black? who is white?
<Ty> moogle is white
<Cartman2b> black resigned
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> moog just 0wned him
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> CHESS ISNT BALANCED! NERF ROOKS
<|DL|JazzX> White always wins, They better balance the next version
<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> yeah pawns are buggy as hell
<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> they can move forward but cant attack forward?? WTF
<dsgasdsa> chess needs bullet time
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> OMG I QUIT UNTIL THEY FIX IT
<Wither> you're quitting chess?
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|* aonomus wishes BabyOnos would turn on his creator and slay him|
* aonomus wonders where BabyOnos is...
<Fam> BabyOnos is dead, man. D:
<aonomus> when did it happen?
<Fam> Or at least in a coma.
<m0d]Silverfox> i took him to the butcher
<esuna> will there be a funeral?
<m0d]Silverfox> he was old
<m0d]Silverfox> no funeral
<Commando> Got telefrag in the marine spawn :(
<m0d]Silverfox> just a meal
<aonomus> * Commando was killed by team_infportal
* m0d]Silverfox throws tasty ono meat in the channel
<aonomus> * coil was killed by Armory-Humper-1337
<coil> his last words were... "pwn them... like I pwned them."
<aonomus> * aonomus was killed by door
<aonomus> what really happened coil
<coil> ari lost his hard drive
<esuna> *^^[OMGCLAN]esuna<TAG>-ftl- killed self with env_particles_custom
* coil killed self with light_spot
<aonomus> BabyOnos learned to charge, and therefore charged out of his folder, and thru the boot sector <<< Theres your explanation
<coil> never shoulda built that 3rd hive in c:\winnt...
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|<SmokeMasta> Leon : yes everybody knows what IBM stands for|
<SmokeMasta> IBM : I blame Microsoft
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|<Hellocke> !8 Does Derfud have piles and piles of bodies under his bed?|
<ChanServ> Hellocke: Are you mad?!
<Hellocke> !8 Am I mad?
<ChanServ> Hellocke: Maybe so.
<Hellocke> !8 Yes?
<ChanServ> Hellocke: It is decidedly so.
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|<SquealLikeAPig> Man, thank god for L33t speak. I can make all the typos I usually do and people assume I'm just making fun of l33tspeakers <SquealLikeAPig> instead of the raging, 2 fingered keyboard mashing monkey retard that I actually am|
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|<Hellocke> So THAT'S what sound my CD drive makes when there's two discs in there.|
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|<Hellocke> ****. I stabbed myself in the back of the jaw with my toothbrush, and it's hurting like a bitch. <Hellocke> I ran in to the door. <Hellocke> Well. More like moved up to the door to see who was outside, and forgot I had a toothbrush in my mouth.|
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|<HosNS> NS is for rednecks|
<HosNS> WWF is an intellectual entertainment medium
<HosNS> any old Joe, Billy and Sue can sit at a PC and click
<HosNS> it takes a man of intelligence and education to watch men in tights dancing around each other
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|<SqueAl> they are totally clueless. they are pretty much "well, uh...have you tried stripping naked, painting yourself blue, and dancing the in rythm to the flight of the bumblebee to call down the favor of the email gods?"|
<SqueAl> and, sadly, I had to tell them that, yes, yes I havd actually
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|<MightyMooquack> "The influx of newbies reminds me of nothing so much as a game of Missile Command."|
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|* Flayra|dinner is now known as Flayra|fun|
<Comprox> Flayra having fun? Impossible!
<diablone> hes watching someone else code!
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|<@DOOManiac> I don't believe in evolution for the sole fact that people are STILL as dumb as monkeys.|
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|[Chal|thing] "If two trains leave different cities simultaneously, heading toward each other at 80mph and 120mph respectively, all the passengers will arrive at the hospital at roughly the same time."|
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|<BoZmAn20> Canadians are like amerienglifrencijapachinindianagermanorwespanitaliranian.|
<[NSGuide]NemesisZero> So... Basically, they're Americans?
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|<[CB]Elven_Thief> onos is singular. oh**** is plural|
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|<rob|gone> you know what...i'm gonna invent a phone that goes "Answer the phone, idiot." instead of rings|
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|<BoZmAn20> Man. We've been called Communists, Nazi's, I'm just waiting for the day we get compared to the American government for turning on +m.|
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|<Mart> Someone deleted my discussion post... hmmm|
* Mart glares at the forum inhabitants.
<Greedo386> IT WAS THE UGLY ONE!!!
<HF-KIR|SpyderMonkey> That'd be me
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|<fate^brutality> can someone tell me how i chmod files on my own computer?|
<DOOManiac> first step: you're on linux, right?
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|<HF|KIR|SpyderMonkey> Moderators are the only ones who praise god when the forums are down. <HF|KIR|SpyderMonkey> I stop randomly deleting/renaming sql files when I've had my rest.|
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|<DOOManiac> http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/categories/products/product.asp?pf_id=145358 << WTF? there's a monty python's Meaning of Life PC Game? And its $5?|
<Greedo386> hmmm... Meaning of Life... must just be the NS installer on a CD
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|<Shrike30> caleb, you see, this is why you track them down by IP addy, and then i track them down with .308|
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|On NS in the good ol' days:|
<Grams3r> Back in my day, we had to knife every skulk we seen.. Guns? bah, we didn't need 'em.
<Grams3r> Our armory consisted of an old rusty bucket with ammo packs in them
<Gramchips> pfft, our phasegate was just a tin can with a spring!
<Gramprox> back in the day, admin_slap was a swift beating from a cane
<Gramchips> siege cannons? we had to drill a hole through the wall!
<GrandpaSaturn> a "heavy weapons guy" was your aunt petunia with a frying pan!
* Gramby jacks GraMastas wheelchair and makes a break for it, at 5 mph
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|<joev|bbiab> right.. off to the GF. wish me luck!|
<Fam> Its not a clan match joev.
<joev|bbiab>Fam: You've never slept with my GF obviously :)
<Fam>Ill beright there honey, just gotta 'prepare' my 'offensetactics'
*** Comprox sees the GF have some 'defensivechambers' around her house
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<DXO> can i be a mod?
*** DOOManiac quit (Quit: !cainaMOOD ,em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw oT)
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|<DruBo|sney> |o| TIE FIGHTER|
<Scythe|NS> X <-- xwing
<[FFT]Fangs> <o> Darth Vaders ultra cool Tie Fighter of doom
<DruBo|sney> nono fangs, that one looks like this: (=o=)
<Vim> >o< Bow-tie fighter.
<Bijiy> (* ) <-- Death star
<Scythe|NS> G <-- millenium falcon
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> thats a piss poor death star
<[FFT]Fangs> God, we are nerds
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|Fam is a snapperhead, I like crackers and cheese, what time is it?|
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|<Mart> I'm a little paranoid about my man breasts, I mean, I'm not sure if Fam will find them attractive or not.|
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