|#198 | Rank: +(55)- | Report|
|<Mart> hey guys check out my new hate list, you're all on it|
|#195 | Rank: +(44)- | Report|
|<Commando> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML|
|#189 | Rank: +(46)- | Report|
|<Geminosity> watch me grab the attention of every male on internet ^^; =3 ^^|
|#187 | Rank: +(51)- | Report|
|<@Insane^> Seriously though|
<@Insane^> All this past week I've been "**** that is a nice engine" at RL
<@Insane^> There was snow blowing of the roof of this hotel
<@Insane^> And I was all "****.. I need that particle system".
<@Insane^> And then I realised what I'd said.
<@Insane^> And went and cried.
|#186 | Rank: +(45)- | Report|
|<Nil_IQ> it can, it look me 10 minutes to realise it wasnt going in because i just wasnt pushing hard enough|
* Nil_IQ prepares to be quoted out of context
|#185 | Rank: +(54)- | Report|
|<+brute_force> who the hell submitted the quote where I typed like a moron?|
<@Mendasp> brute_force, there isn't enough space on the internet if we have to store the lines where you type like a moron.
|#184 | Rank: +(68)- | Report|
|#183 | Rank: +(63)- | Report|
|<DOOManiac> i had an important revelation last night|
<DOOManiac> i figured out, i need to date a chick who loves Transformers
<DOOManiac> that way when we are getting freaky she can be all "arise, Rodimus Prime
|#182 | Rank: +(49)- | Report|
|<PS_Mouse> the scary thing about NSBash is that no-one ever tells you when they are submitting something, it just appears there|
<PS_Mouse> why someone might even be submitting this now...
|#181 | Rank: +(56)- | Report|
|<ronin^Freak`w3rk> some girls, you know.like that taste, some girls, enjoy being treated like sluts|
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> whos to say WHY they do, but god bless them for doing it
<Boomstick> yeah i could totally say they like the taste
<Boomstick> ermm.. not that i'd know what that
* Boomstick has quit IRC (Quit: CRAP)
|#179 | Rank: +(52)- | Report|
|<+spacer|mapping> mapping force sounds like a childrens tv show|
<+spacer|mapping> like the power rangers
<+spacer|mapping> "OH NO, EVIL DOCTOR R_SPEEDS IS TRYING TO LAG THE CITY!" "muahaha!"
|#176 | Rank: +(48)- | Report|
|<Scythe-> there's plenty of money to be made on the streets|
<Redford> *EL SIGH*
<Scythe-> you could always.. y'know... sell certain services from street corners...
<Scythe-> like... oven cleaning...
<Redford> SCYTHE IST NOT AMONEY ISSUE OS TOP RIGHT THER
|#175 | Rank: +(45)- | Report|
|<Infinitum> Nem, wanna speak to my mother?|
<Wither> oh yes put your mother on the phone
<Infinitum> pick it up
<Infinitum> shes waiting
<Blahman> "uh, hello.. internet boy..."
|#174 | Rank: +(46)- | Report|
|<Talesin> Movement - My personal first choice, for one reason alone. Celerity skulks. Take a small child and feed them a mixture of pixie sticks, steroids, and crack. Then hand them a pair of butcher knives, and scream real loud. You'll get roughly the same effect..|
|#173 | Rank: +(51)- | Report|
|<PS_Mouse> interesting fact|
<PS_Mouse> I am yet to 'woo' a girl my own age
<Infinitum> 'woo' = chloroform
|#172 | Rank: +(46)- | Report|
|<Redford> I hate being a mod in some ways - I HAVE to be evil.|
<Redford> I'm like BLARGH and I scare the new people in the chat.
<supernorn2000^> Redford, the solution is to stop saying BLARGH
<Redford> neg. I have blargh trademarked.
|#171 | Rank: +(49)- | Report|
|<Fam> I may be the same star sign as esuna, but at least I wasnt born when the earth was in full phase with the planet Idiot..|
|#170 | Rank: +(38)- | Report|
|<Scythe-> Half-Life seven will be out by then.|
<Shelle> Yeah, and he'll be fighting the nurses that are coming to give him sedatives...
|#169 | Rank: +(50)- | Report|
|<Wither> CS ANYONE?!?!!?|
<Bogglesteinsky> reflex action
|#168 | Rank: +(53)- | Report|
|<DOOManiac> if i had my way, steam would be vaporware.. (PUN INTENDED! HAR HAR HAR)|
<Scythe-> HAR HAR HAR HAR
|#167 | Rank: +(36)- | Report|
|<Commando^> Redford! RELEASE THE MONKEY!|
* Redford releases the monkey
* Kaine[zof] protects rabbiteh from teh monkey
<|DL|JazzX> One monkey? It had better at least have a knife.
|#166 | Rank: +(38)- | Report|
|<eediot> ronin do you have a beard|
<eediot> i bet you do
<ronin^Freak`w3rk> I do
* eediot gasps
* eediot has quit IRC (Quit: RUNAWAY!!)
|#164 | Rank: +(26)- | Report|
|Quasar1337: anyway, christians have no imagination|
Quasar1337: everyone else has funky names for their gods, what do they call theirs? God.
Quasar1337: BORING ARSES.
|#162 | Rank: +(39)- | Report|
|<Reese_> he's just worried the project will get zazied like the last one was.|
<Reese_> zazied - adj. A state in which a project is slowed to the point where it is impossible to determine if development has stopped.
<@PS_Mouse> ref: ns_widow
|#161 | Rank: +(62)- | Report|
|<Redford> So an underage guy. On a bike. Drunk. Wearing a skirt. Thank the gods you didn't run into any police.|
<esuna> underage guy?
<Redford> well, underage in the US, where do you live?
<Redford> whoops, that's right. Ok. Not underage.
<Redford> legal drinking age is 21 here.
<Sonic^> 21?! what kind of sick backwards country do you live in!
|#160 | Rank: +(68)- | Report|
|<L3on> !tb Flayra 1h|
*** ChanServ sets mode: -v+b Flayra *!*@152-153.dsl.scc.net
*** Flayra was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (L3on))
|#159 | Rank: +(52)- | Report|
|<Wheeee> sup rooz!|
<Behrooz> Just getting home from work and finding dinner.
<eediot> check underneath the couch
|#157 | Rank: +(44)- | Report|
<PS_Mouse> does the 35 seconds that 35s are named after have any significance?
<|R18|Play> it means they will f*** u up within 35 seconds
<PS_Mouse> minus the u?
|#156 | Rank: +(40)- | Report|
|* killer_of_spiders was kicked by Ness (Infected with idiot virus. Come back when you've removed it)|
* killer_of_spiders has joined #lunixmonster
<killer_of_spiders> um......dude...i have not clicked on links.......
* killer_of_spiders sighs as he boots up norton
<Ness> You must be infected more than I thought
<killer_of_spiders> you know what....
|#155 | Rank: +(44)- | Report|
|* Shockwave^ is using /me's because he can't see anything else|
* Shockwave^ has got all standard messages in black on black, and can't fix it
* RaydenUni wait. we are using emotes tot alk to Shockwave^?
* RaydenUni he can't see normal messages?
* Shockwave^ Correct Rayden
<Sonic^> shockwave is a nub
<+RaydenUni> /me runs around and kills Shockwave^
<DHP> lets plot against him
* Shockwave^ BTW, highlights still work, you gits. So I can see my name come up
* RaydenUni tht sucks :(
|#153 | Rank: +(43)- | Report|
|<+RaydenUni> i think i questioned my sexuality once... i asked myself "would i rather kiss a girl or some guy with a beard?" and once i was done throwing up i never questioned again|
<+MrMojo> yeah, the girl had no chance
|#152 | Rank: +(34)- | Report|
|[@PS_Mouse]: following the laws of physics, could david really own goliath?|
[+spacer]: if he had a gl
|#151 | Rank: +(58)- | Report|
|<+brute_force> "THE SYSTEM IS DOWn. THE SYSTEM IS DOWN."|
<+brute_force> yeah, you kow
<+brute_force> I suck at tyoug
|#150 | Rank: +(55)- | Report|
|<JHunz> remember: the hardcore only need printf statements for debugging|
<@[CB]Elven_Thief> yeah jhunz, that's what i use
<@[CB]Elven_Thief> ok. i'm going to deterimine if this is just this loop or the ide.
<+chips[zof]> JHunz: the hardcore only need DOS interrupts for debugging
<[FFT]Narfwak> JHunz, the hardcore must not right applets :X
<Dunsby> the hard core dont even need to know the code..
<@BabyOnos> You know, in all honesty, I've had so many problems with IDE's that I actually avoid them if I can do so reasonably.
<JHunz> the hardcore don't debug at all, they just write perfect code
|#148 | Rank: +(54)- | Report|
|<Bogglesteinsky> http://nsbash.voogru.com/browse.php?q=140 ok, who was that?|
<Shockwave> I dunno Bogglesteinsky
* Shockwave dances at GG multiple tier jokes!
|#147 | Rank: +(57)- | Report|
|* blackholebeard shoves Uranium in the cannons and launches him into a neighboring island|
<CaptUranium> Yarr... them be largish cannons
<blackholebeard> my cannons are the biggest in the world
<CaptUranium> so large... so long...
<CaptUranium> so hard and black...
<CaptUranium> and them balls be so solid
<blackholebeard> my balls are the hugest
<CaptUranium> large, round, solid balls to accompany that thar large, long, hard cannon
<blackholebeard> yes, now shut up and get in
<CaptUranium> Yarr, ye have to be removin' them pance first.
<CaptUranium> Aye, and it may pinch a little
|#145 | Rank: +(62)- | Report|
|<[C4]blackholedreams> FLAP BACON!! FLAP LIKE BACON FRYING IN A PAN!!! FLAAAAAAP!!!|
* bacon_flaps flaps
|#141 | Rank: +(57)- | Report|
|<Pulse> doom sucks at zelda|
<DOOManiac> Pulse sucks at life
<Pulse> I think you have "Pulse" confused with "DOOManiac"
<DOOManiac> you're right pulse <DOOManiac> i'm sorry
<DOOManiac> let me kick myself <DOOManiac> !k Pulse oops
|#140 | Rank: +(65)- | Report|
|<Bogglesteinsky> that is one think that really hacks me off|
<Bogglesteinsky> people who go "hmm" when they are about to say something
<+RaydenUni> you're right it is annoying
|#139 | Rank: +(40)- | Report|
|<esuna> hmm, dispite the fact i'm entirely non-religious... what's the chances of me becoming the pope?|
<Athena[GP]> esuna: just hump enough little boys
<Athena[GP]> and go bald.
<esuna> Athena[GP]: well i'm half way there
<Fam|onabreak> Youre not bald esuna.
<esuna> DOT DOT DOT
<esuna> Fam|onabreak: :D
<Fam|onabreak> DOT DOT DOT
* Zazi386 strokes esuna
* esuna is stroked by the DEMON LORD
<Zazi386> you know it
<Zazi386> wait wait wait
<Zazi386> esuna is a GUY
* Zazi386 runs
|#138 | Rank: +(64)- | Report|
|<Fam|onabreak> asstrails are not against the channel rules.|
|#137 | Rank: +(55)- | Report|
|<ABoojumSnark> the popenub better be writing this all down in the Book of Pwn|
|#135 | Rank: +(56)- | Report|
|<dazziegirl> :o my bed just got stolen...|
|#134 | Rank: +(61)- | Report|
|<+bacon_flaps> don't let the bedskulks bite|
|#133 | Rank: +(59)- | Report|
|<Burr> my ex didn't know what "sanitation" meant|
<Trevelyan> like... how bad?
<Trevelyan> days between showers?
<DralTheImpaler> Burr was she from Southampton?
<Burr> no, just the word
|#130 | Rank: +(59)- | Report|
|*** DeadLocke666 is now known as Geminosity|
|#129 | Rank: +(57)- | Report|
|<Dunsby> i have hairy nipples.|
|#128 | Rank: +(63)- | Report|
|<Dunsby> anyone here good with flash?|
<Zero7> Fam is =P
<DOOManiac> Fam shows his balls to the public, yes
<Dunsby> ive seen his bouncing balls
<Zero7> yea, Fam's balls are like famous.
<DOOManiac> yeah, Fam has gained fame for his balls
<Zero7> which reminds me, anyone have a link to Fam's balls?
|#127 | Rank: +(36)- | Report|
|* Geminosity curls up on nem's back and purrs|
<NemesisZero> Strange choice of location while I'm ramming my sheer mass against another guys tru... Ah-ha!
|#126 | Rank: +(54)- | Report|
|<bacon_flaps> I haven't been able to find my watch for 3 days >_<|
<DralTheImpaler> bacon_flaps have you tried pinging it?
<lolfighter> Checked your OTHER wrist?
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