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|<DOOManiac|NSBash|NoReally> crap i haven't coded yet does not qualify|
<DOOManiac|NSBash|NoReally> for obvious reasons
<PS_Mouse> why isn't "make it work" on the todo list?
<u235|busy> "make it not-suck"
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|<Hellocke> So THAT'S what sound my CD drive makes when there's two discs in there.|
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|<dazziegirl> i only own 1 pair of shoes |
<lugersleep> all LIES
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|<Commando> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML|
|#179 | Rank: +(52)- | Report|
|<+spacer|mapping> mapping force sounds like a childrens tv show|
<+spacer|mapping> like the power rangers
<+spacer|mapping> "OH NO, EVIL DOCTOR R_SPEEDS IS TRYING TO LAG THE CITY!" "muahaha!"
|#85 | Rank: +(64)- | Report|
|<Mart> Someone deleted my discussion post... hmmm|
* Mart glares at the forum inhabitants.
<Greedo386> IT WAS THE UGLY ONE!!!
<HF-KIR|SpyderMonkey> That'd be me
|#83 | Rank: +(44)- | Report|
|<rob|gone> you know what...i'm gonna invent a phone that goes "Answer the phone, idiot." instead of rings|
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|<@Scythe-> this one time i looked at my (now gone) watch and said "My! It's Pi o'clock!" |
<@Scythe-> and some american lass nearby said "Oh my god... that's so nerdy"
<RaydenUni> "what time is it?" "pi/6"
<RaydenUni> hmm what time is that?
<@Scythe-> degrees or radians?
<RaydenUni> well duh pi/6 is radians
<RaydenUni> i don't want to know what that is in degrees
<@Scythe-> well technicially pi o'clock should be 3 o'clock exactly
<@Scythe-> pi/2 would be 9
<@Scythe-> 2pi/3 would be 6
<RaydenUni> pi is 6
<RaydenUni> 2pi is all the way around
<@Scythe-> oh yes
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|<[NSGuide]Mouse> for some reason I find it hard to picture a recently showered Monse|
<[NSGuide]Mouse> recently as in less than a week ago
<[NSGuide]Mouse> but I can picture him crawling under 10 metres of network cabling just to throw a frag grenade at the linux admin down the hall
<Fam> oh yes!
<Fam> suck this lunixmonster!
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<DOOManiac|NSBash> go to hell u235|busy
<u235|busy> I'm in #naturalselection
<u235|busy> how far do you want me to go
|#150 | Rank: +(55)- | Report|
|<JHunz> remember: the hardcore only need printf statements for debugging|
<@[CB]Elven_Thief> yeah jhunz, that's what i use
<@[CB]Elven_Thief> ok. i'm going to deterimine if this is just this loop or the ide.
<+chips[zof]> JHunz: the hardcore only need DOS interrupts for debugging
<[FFT]Narfwak> JHunz, the hardcore must not right applets :X
<Dunsby> the hard core dont even need to know the code..
<@BabyOnos> You know, in all honesty, I've had so many problems with IDE's that I actually avoid them if I can do so reasonably.
<JHunz> the hardcore don't debug at all, they just write perfect code
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|<MightyMooquack> "The influx of newbies reminds me of nothing so much as a game of Missile Command."|
|#198 | Rank: +(54)- | Report|
|<Mart> hey guys check out my new hate list, you're all on it|
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|<UZi> i have a goatee too|
<DOOManiac|NSBash> god damn internet
<DOOManiac|NSBash> thought i read <UZi> i have a goatse too
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|<TyrNemesis^[GP]> I FAELED TO KANNECKT TO TEH FREINDS NETWARK|
<Phrag[GP]> me too
<SkRuPLeS> i love how steam blames it on you
<SkRuPLeS> YOU failed to connect to the friends network, you stupid m*****f*****
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|<Infinitum> Nem, wanna speak to my mother?|
<Wither> oh yes put your mother on the phone
<Infinitum> pick it up
<Infinitum> shes waiting
<Blahman> "uh, hello.. internet boy..."
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|<[C4]blackholedreams> FLAP BACON!! FLAP LIKE BACON FRYING IN A PAN!!! FLAAAAAAP!!!|
* bacon_flaps flaps
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|<bacon_flaps> Dude, get married and be like "NS brought us together, TAKE THAT EHARMONY.COM"|
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|<RaydenUni> #ns needs its own bash type site|
<DOOManiac> what do you think i'm working on? ^_^ http://nsbash.voogru.com
|#140 | Rank: +(63)- | Report|
|<Bogglesteinsky> that is one think that really hacks me off|
<Bogglesteinsky> people who go "hmm" when they are about to say something
<+RaydenUni> you're right it is annoying
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|<Fam> I am only here for 10 minutes, I should be making Management Diagnostic Synchronisation Applications.|
<Fam> Or, as I like to call them, "Stupid pointless Flash movies for idiotic clients".
<Hodge^waitingforNS> Fam, hookers have "clients"
<Hodge^waitingforNS> You have customers
<Fam> No, we have clients.
<Quasar> so Fam's a hooker? I KNEW it.
<Fam> damn right.
|#108 | Rank: +(31)- | Report|
|<Comprox> know what makes quotes cheesy? When right in them people saying IM GOING TO SUBMIT THIS|
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|<Fam> Stupid inner child, always wanting to play games, and peek up various peoples skirts.|
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|<PS_Mouse> the scary thing about NSBash is that no-one ever tells you when they are submitting something, it just appears there|
<PS_Mouse> why someone might even be submitting this now...
|#173 | Rank: +(50)- | Report|
|<PS_Mouse> interesting fact|
<PS_Mouse> I am yet to 'woo' a girl my own age
<Infinitum> 'woo' = chloroform
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|<Bogglesteinsky> http://nsbash.voogru.com/browse.php?q=140 ok, who was that?|
<Shockwave> I dunno Bogglesteinsky
* Shockwave dances at GG multiple tier jokes!
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|<SqueAl> they are totally clueless. they are pretty much "well, uh...have you tried stripping naked, painting yourself blue, and dancing the in rythm to the flight of the bumblebee to call down the favor of the email gods?"|
<SqueAl> and, sadly, I had to tell them that, yes, yes I havd actually
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|<TheAdj`> !8ball do I suck?|
<ChanServ> TheAdj`: Reading foggy -- try again later.
<pandas|Jojoshua> !8 Bill Goldberg?
<ChanServ> pandas|Jojoshua: If the prophets will it.
<[FFT]XeroSlayer> !8ball your mother?
<ChanServ> [FFT]XeroSlayer: I think so. What was the question again?
<TheAdj`> !8ball Am I a better comm than hawthorne?
<ChanServ> TheAdj`: Who do you think I am, DiLL?
<TheAdj`> ah hahahahaa
<[FFT]XeroSlayer> !8ball Who am I?
<ChanServ> [FFT]XeroSlayer: If the prophets will it.
<[FFT]XeroSlayer> !8ball no pot for you!?
<ChanServ> [FFT]XeroSlayer: It is decidedly so.
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<PS_Mouse> does the 35 seconds that 35s are named after have any significance?
<|R18|Play> it means they will f*** u up within 35 seconds
<PS_Mouse> minus the u?
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|<NiMaH> WOW... All of this time, I have been searching on Kazaa for like the last 2 hours... and wondering where all of the nekkid pics are.. and only now a popup comes up and says "Do you wish to disable the Adult Filters?"|
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|<BoZmAn20> Man. We've been called Communists, Nazi's, I'm just waiting for the day we get compared to the American government for turning on +m.|
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|<Coby> ROFL! Oh my god I suck SO much in action games lol|
<Coby> Im playing AvP2
<Coby> And like, I started the marine mission
* Bijiy strokes Space moogle
<Coby> I went through the first door with the other guys saying "scout ahead we'll cover you" and I go in SCARED AS HECK! Then I move in for a meter or two then BANGBOOM the door jams and Im alone! In that point I hit esc and quit the game.
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|<Nil_IQ> someone say something funny so i can submit it to NSBash|
<Nil_IQ> i order you
<grepdashv> SOMETHING FUNNY
<Nil_IQ> damn, i should have seen that coming...
|#110 | Rank: +(37)- | Report|
|<Khaim> ...I had no idea that flashlights could be vicious, much less deadly.|
<KaiserRoll> they can be if you have epilepsy
<d34dly_fl4shlight[GP]> supa deadly actually
<KaiserRoll> or those mag lights with the d batteries can be used to bludgeon something
<Khaim> you'd have to have a pretty fast finger on the on-off switch to kill someone from an epilepsy attack with a flashlight...
<KaiserRoll> unless you hit them with it?
<Khaim> Well... I suppose that would work too.
* Khaim proceeds to beat KaiserRoll to death with a mag light with size D batteries in it.
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|<Shrike30> caleb, you see, this is why you track them down by IP addy, and then i track them down with .308|
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|<+brute_force> "THE SYSTEM IS DOWn. THE SYSTEM IS DOWN."|
<+brute_force> yeah, you kow
<+brute_force> I suck at tyoug
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|<Scythe-> )*&A^)*&T FV <-- plastic surgery smilie|
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|<DrunkenBozo> I hate fileplanet!|
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|<@Insane^> Seriously though|
<@Insane^> All this past week I've been "**** that is a nice engine" at RL
<@Insane^> There was snow blowing of the roof of this hotel
<@Insane^> And I was all "****.. I need that particle system".
<@Insane^> And then I realised what I'd said.
<@Insane^> And went and cried.
|#75 | Rank: +(60)- | Report|
|<HosNS> NS is for rednecks|
<HosNS> WWF is an intellectual entertainment medium
<HosNS> any old Joe, Billy and Sue can sit at a PC and click
<HosNS> it takes a man of intelligence and education to watch men in tights dancing around each other
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|<Talesin> Movement - My personal first choice, for one reason alone. Celerity skulks. Take a small child and feed them a mixture of pixie sticks, steroids, and crack. Then hand them a pair of butcher knives, and scream real loud. You'll get roughly the same effect..|
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|<Zero7> there's another virus going around, this time being spread through PMs?|
<RaydenUni> it pm's you and say "hi" it causes you to be nice to someone. its an awful virus
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|<[CB]Elven_Thief> onos is singular. oh**** is plural|
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|Quasar1337: anyway, christians have no imagination|
Quasar1337: everyone else has funky names for their gods, what do they call theirs? God.
Quasar1337: BORING ARSES.
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|<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> ok zergling is playing me a game 'o chess|
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> Cartman, is there a way to watch?
<Cartman2b> yes, u gotta have chess.net
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> who is black? who is white?
<Ty> moogle is white
<Cartman2b> black resigned
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> moog just 0wned him
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> CHESS ISNT BALANCED! NERF ROOKS
<|DL|JazzX> White always wins, They better balance the next version
<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> yeah pawns are buggy as hell
<[FFT]SpaceMoogle5> they can move forward but cant attack forward?? WTF
<dsgasdsa> chess needs bullet time
<[FFT]KaMiKaZe> OMG I QUIT UNTIL THEY FIX IT
<Wither> you're quitting chess?
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|<HF|KIR|SpyderMonkey> Moderators are the only ones who praise god when the forums are down. <HF|KIR|SpyderMonkey> I stop randomly deleting/renaming sql files when I've had my rest.|
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|* Joins: dazziegirl (firstname.lastname@example.org)|
* dazziegirl donces
* voogru quickly tries his lame pickup lines on dazziegirl
<Delta-Snipe^> You need Deltas one fits all pick up line!
<Delta-Snipe^> "So... I hear you cook good"
* Fam quickly tries his lame torture methods on voogru
* Quits: dazziegirl (email@example.com) (Quit)
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|<DOOManiac> i had an important revelation last night|
<DOOManiac> i figured out, i need to date a chick who loves Transformers
<DOOManiac> that way when we are getting freaky she can be all "arise, Rodimus Prime
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|<Merkaba> arggggg i cant fidn tshi goddamned secret anywhere|
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